Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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