yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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