his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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