doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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