Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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