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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

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What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

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Details.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.

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