Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
They have beer where we have blood.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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