So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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