What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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