I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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