You work out of a Hotel?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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