you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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