Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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