I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it's like heaven, but drunker
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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