id be glad to
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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