you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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