I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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