I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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