Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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