Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Randomize
