You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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