i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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