if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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