I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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