I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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