Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I wear drunk well.
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