I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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