Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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