Kiss
Puke
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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