how can u be prego again
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
