She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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