Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm always down for nudity.
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