Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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