Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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