let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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