butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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