Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Holy shit dude........stairs
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