Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He? As in you personified your dick?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
