I'm eating all of the evidence.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
