IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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