And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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