Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
