i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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