no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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