I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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