Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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