would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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