So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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