why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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