sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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