Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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