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• (352): View more from Florida

  Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?

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