Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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