just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
