Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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